Run Chrome’s tiny Gemma4 (aka Gemini Nano) directly on PC without GPU

Everyone remembers that sneaky download of Gemini Nano earlier this month? and if you talk to it, it will happily tell you it’s a Gemma. Since some friends were interested but don’t want to talk to it via dev tools like talking to some poor house elf via a keyhole on a locked door, made a 5 minute